At the Bottom of Everything...

“I just want to get drunk

And laugh

And be warm

And have sex

And love

But only the fake drunk love

Where everyone is happy

And in love with you

Because you are shiny

And smiling

And invincible”

im really tired of reading various things saying how “real girls” are larger and not a barbie and they’re the true beauties in the world. i sort of find that offensive as someone who is naturally smaller than average. We shouldnt imply that one body type is more real or fake than another. Instead of spewing the bullshit that only real girls aren’t skinny as can be, or on the other hand that only real girls are double zeros, we should be advocating that every body size is beautiful, no matter how big or small you are.

Today is the beginning of the holiday season, also known as “The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.” For me, this is the start of phony happiness and fake smiles. I can’t wait until December 26th, which signifies the return of all the bitching and moaning. Tis the Season, motherfuckers.